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Wesley Sniped

While peeing, you struggle to get the stream flowing. It picks up to a slow trickle after what seems like forever. Then after seeing yourself in the mirror, you think for a split second someone is watching you pee. You shrink up and the stream comes to an immediate halt.
"Damn Cornelious, i had to piss but after seeing myself in the mirror i totally Wesley Sniped"
Wesley Sniped by MCbsoup September 6, 2011

Wesley Snipes 

I'm serious, Wesley Snipes really is the Blackest man alive.
Wesley Snipes by Ballysox May 4, 2006

wesley snipes 

the absence of light; very dark
Mike, you should really turn on your headlights, it's getting wesley snipes out here.
wesley snipes by oldirty3 December 15, 2009

Wesley Snipes Black 

The darkest black you could ever get. Darker than Jet Black and every other black combined!
Wesley Snipes Black by MEOW PLOXORA December 12, 2007

Wesley Snipes Clause

When an actor has a clause written into his contract, stipulating that he must have a sex scene with the leading actress.
Did Wesley Snipes really get to suck JLo's tits in Money Train? Yeah, he had the Wesley Snipes Clause in his contract.

Wesley Snipes 

A famous actor who grew up in South Bronx. He's a bad ass action star with many martial arts awards, Black belt three times over in Jiu Jitsu and Jeet Kun Do. He has stared in such moves as Passenger 57, Blade, The Art of War, Demolition Man, and Passenger 57. He will be best remembered for his role in New Jack City with co-star Dusty Snipes of Icelandic fame.
"Did you see Blade? The Dodge Charger that Wesley Snipes drives is such Badassical Baddage!"