Velma is either A.
A character from the cartoon franchise Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.
Or B.
A shitty HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.
A character from the cartoon franchise Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.
Or B.
A shitty HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.
by Destroyer of zoophiles January 24, 2023
A culturally appropriated white girl the mass media turned into a puppet for diversity. Basically a token character now.
by Reaper 2.0 May 24, 2022
A nerdy looking girl on the outside, despite her wearing glasses, she is totally hot! Laughs at her own jokes, but is the life of the party!! Super hot and makes her man stand up and take notice! Every one loves Velma. The girls in the in crowd secretly want to be just like her. Even they have a little nerdiness in them!
by Johnnvel February 4, 2010
A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a crackwhore in the sack.
by plokiju August 16, 2003
1. A very nerdy person on the outside, but to be crazy cool and great in bed.
2. the act of being a nerdy person, yet cool and great in bed.
3. Someone who is attracted to a nerdy person in the hopes that they will be crazy cool and great in bed.
4. The act of seeking out nerdy people of the opposite sex in hopes that they are cool and great in bed.
2. the act of being a nerdy person, yet cool and great in bed.
3. Someone who is attracted to a nerdy person in the hopes that they will be crazy cool and great in bed.
4. The act of seeking out nerdy people of the opposite sex in hopes that they are cool and great in bed.
1. That chick is such a Velma.
2. I know those girls velma.
3. That dude is one horny Velma.
4. That guy is going to velma tonight. He is totally on the prowl already.
2. I know those girls velma.
3. That dude is one horny Velma.
4. That guy is going to velma tonight. He is totally on the prowl already.
by HoserHoe November 11, 2004
Someone, who the morning after being intoxicated, wakes up to find that he or she has lost a variety of personal belongings -- much like the iconic crime-solving teenager from the "Scooby Doo" television series who always lost her glasses.
Ashton: Dude... I was so gone last night. Where the fuck is my wallet? My iPod?
Nick: Damn, dude...you don't remember? You are velma.
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Terri: Damn! I'm so Velma! I don't know where my purse is. Do you think I left it at the party last night?
Nick: Damn, dude...you don't remember? You are velma.
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Terri: Damn! I'm so Velma! I don't know where my purse is. Do you think I left it at the party last night?
by ViatheV1 December 21, 2010