Ramples 

A women with boobs that look like skateboard ramps from the side.

Cathryn looks okay from the front, but from the side, you can really see her ramples.

Ramples by The F1xer December 21, 2010

Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.

My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

Rumplestilts Simpson by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022

rumpleschnopskins 

A term used in a Matt Rose video about drunk google searches.

"Your search - rumpleschnopskins - did not match any documents."

rumpleschnopskins by coolm10 April 24, 2023

Ramblesnatch 

A rare, loud exotic drunk woman known to frequent bars in southern states. Usually carries a beer bong in one hand full of whiskey, and twin babies in the other arm. Often wears def leppard tshirts, and performs Mexican voodoo while taking long shits while playing Super Nintendo

Check it out over there, Darrell. It's one of them Ramblesnatch bitches you been lookin for!! Get some

Ramblesnatch by Yahoo!'s May 7, 2017

Rumplesquat 

A handsome young man who is unafraid of glancing at the female companions of large, brutal gangsters and yardies

Aye guy, kiss me teeth, that Rumplesquat Mo' Fo' was eyeing up my woman, I's going to bust a cap in he ass

Rumplesquat by Andross1978 April 18, 2008

The Rumples 

A Horrific and life changing disease that affects the penis. Causes large pus filled bumps to appear, and makes women grow a penis with similar effects. The Rumples are unable to be cured but can be treated with a special cream. After stroking your willy with the cream the diseases effects lessen for a short amount of time. After long exposure and no treatment the rumples with cause the diseased person's penis is explode from the pressure. The pus is infectious so anywhere it touches will likewise be infected.

Did you hear that John got The Rumples? Better stay away from him

The Rumples by realshape April 24, 2021

rumplesplitskin

When a man's erection is so huge, that the foreskin on his penis starts to rip.

Damn that chick is so hot, i think i got a rumplesplitskin.

rumplesplitskin by whyte tyga February 19, 2011