Relapsturbation

A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..

He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"

Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....

Relapsturbation by Bill the Random December 20, 2010

Relaxturbation 

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

Relaxturbation by Mast of the World June 14, 2009

Relaxturbation 

Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day)

I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.

Root: Relaxturbate

Relaxturbation by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010