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beknighted 

adjective used to describe people who speak as though they have royal (i.e. "knighted") authority. Important or authoritative but almost always used in a mocking or sarcastic sense.
Patient to Doctor: "I have been taking the same medications at the same dosages for the last ten years. I am not interested in paying $200 for a slip of paper that says, in your beknighted opinion, that I can continue to take them. That is simply the doctor's monopoly taxing pharmaceutical sales."

It is Sarah Palin's beknighted conclusion that climate change is a fiction. Next she'll be telling us she's an expert in quantum computing.
beknighted by wouldaben December 18, 2010
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Benighted 

Benighted are a sweet death metal band.
Mourning Affliction by Benighted owns!
Benighted by Elayor January 8, 2009
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benighted 

1:overtaken by darkness or night.
2:existing in a state of intellectual, moral, or social
darkness : unenlightened.
Thus, Pinker points out that George W. Bush's benighted policy on stem cell research derives from an archaic conception of the Ghost in the Machine,the notion that "ensoulment" occurs when sperm meets egg, thereby presumably rendering each fertilized zygote a human being.

Benighted 

The inexplicable sense of peace which descends upon one in the wee hours of the morning.
I was benighted in a pause between beverages at 4am, one evening.
Benighted by Rachel Bridger-Dee January 15, 2006

Benighted 

Benighted is one of the best death metal bands ever. Another great brutal metal band from France! Benighted's main influences include Cannibal Corpse and Marduk, their music has evolved through the years by combining different genres with brutal death metal - for example they have had (and always have) a punkish sound in it, other times black metal, and mainly grindcore. I myself put them under goregrind.
But labels dont matter a shit!, because they are FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!11!1

Benighted is:
* Julien Truchan - Vocals (1998-present)
* Olivier Gabriel - Guitar (1998-present)
* Liem N'Guyen - Guitar (and occasionally bass) (1998-present)
* Eric Lombard - Bass (2004-present)
* Kevin Foley - Drums (2006-present)


They have made 5 albums that are like hour long orgasms..

* Benighted (2000)
* Psychose (2002)
* Insane Cephalic Production (2003)
* Identisick (2006)
* Icon (2007)
You: U like Benighted?
Me: FUCK YEAH! The riffing in the end of Blind to the World made my ffing ears bleed! BR00TAL!!!! \,,/ LONG LIVE BENIGHTEDZ0RS!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026