flat as a board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

by Jake March 6, 2004

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 6, 2004

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 31, 2005

Flat as a board

Elise

Elise is flat as a board

by AnonymousAssinus March 2, 2021