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Randomming 

Hooking up with random strangers as a way of life. There is currently no twelve step program to assist the randommer.
Our friend keeps randomming - can't wait to hear about the latest episode.
Randomming by fatwhytie November 22, 2010

Randominity 

n.
A state of excessive chaotic, creative and whimsical energy.
Pointless; obscure; irrelevant.
randominity overtook her; rational thought turned into a bird and flew away
Randominity by Trudojo June 29, 2006

Randomizing 

The action of saying or writing whatever comes to mind at any given time to confuse the other person,to get there attention or just to piss them off. When somebody is randomizing they will finish up by saying exactly or I know.
John: So how is the family?

Carl: You know it could happen

John: What?

Carl: Exactly

John: What are you talking about?

Carl: I know

Carl was randomizing John to piss him off and confuse him.

randomman 

An all knowing, pious forum superhero who can't stay out of contentious discussion. Typically ill informed, morally indignant because he thinks it fits in, annoying and cringeworthy.

There's at least one of these guys in any large forum.
It's addictive. I once told my friends that I could never get addicted to anything. Now I know I was lying. If someone takes my bike away from me I'll stab them in the face.

-randomman
randomman by Xuathrondomolonian August 4, 2009

RandomNigga 

1. (noun) Average black male.

2. (noun) Person known to flip and do odd things without warning.

3. (noun) World class trash talker.
1. My TV was stolen by some RandomNigga.

2. Grandmom rolled up, snatched my joint and took a shit on my forehead; she was quite the RandomNigga.

3. That RandomNigga snapped on me so hard, I cried.
RandomNigga by Jo Mama March 24, 2005

feature ransoming 

Feature ransoming is the act of withholding crucial functionality from users of website publishing software or platforms, in order to extract more money from the users. Sometimes this is done by tiers called plans. The lowest tier like "free" with have scantly the bare minimum of features while the highest tier, usually "business" holds the best and most useful features at hundreds of dollars per year.
"I don't know which web platform to use when they all engage in feature ransoming and none offer a newbie like me any good features at affordable prices."