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Valley Rat 

n.--someone who grew up in Valley Springs, and has the appearance and smell of a greaseball. They are raised to eat deer, drink beer, and love NASCAR. The Valley Rat species has dug a tunnel system that stretches a total of 300 miles. One Yankton kid was even seen getting sucked into their hole from the baseball field--this is the only recorded death caused by a Valley Rat.
If your friend doesn't wash his hair for 4 days, only talks about cars, and dresses in 80s rockband shirts; then he's probably a Valley Rat.
Valley Rat by Jeff Bly March 18, 2011
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Valley Rat 

Adjective or Noun.
Someone who resides in Lynn Valley, North Vancouver. Gets into mischief. Usually involves intoxication or other substances that should not be used by those under the age of majority. Wandering through the streets late at night in the community ignorant to the fact there are raccoons and black bears following you is a plus.
"Isn't Ted such a Valley Rat drinking through rain sleet and snow outside when there are black bears around. Let us go Valley Rat it up with him."

"Dude, don't mess with him; he's a Valley Rat."
Valley Rat by Cdn-Celt April 4, 2009

Valley Rat 

A resident of the Midland Valley area of SC, characterized by low class and even lower education. Women have buck teeth the size of rabbits and men have mullets. Generally god-fearing, rugged, individualistic freedom-loving idiots who shun loose women that turn them down. They believe federal aid to anyone but themselves is creeping socialism. Generally have an unattractive appearance, but once they open their mouths, its completely obvious if they are or not.
Yeah, he's such a valley rat. He's probably had that mullet since 1987
Valley Rat by bluffington December 15, 2010

Valley Rat 

A person who is is currently or has previously been enrolled at Midland Valley High School
Person 1: Hey, where did you study at for your education prior to college?
Person 2: Oh, I attended Midland Valley High School.
Person 1: Oh, you’re a dirty Valley Rat.
Valley Rat by NiggerBalls3207 October 10, 2021

valley rat 

Native Hispanic residents of the Texas Rio Grande Valley (Harlingen, Brownsville, McAllen) of presumed low socio-economic and educational status.
George Bush: Who are we going to get to build that wall for us.

Emily: We can hire those damn Valley Rats that are waiting in the Race Track parking lot. You can just pay them cash and not worry about taxes.

Valley Street Plat Rat

A valley street plat rat is one bad ass S.O.B. Someone who protects there streets family and friends. Someone who won't say shit behind your back if it can't be said to your face! There has been known leaders of these plat rats....the Hasty's! Other known plat rats would be....Shawhand, cox, faris, dickerson, Bentrup, Decker and Whitaker
Don't fuck with them valley street plat rats
Valley Street Plat Rat by OVP August 22, 2011

Valley Rats 

Someone who lives Lynn Valley North Vancouver and never leaves the valley. Typically from Sutherland or Argyle. They are reckless trashy and out late being a menace to society. Using lingo such as Dons, finesse, boonk, boys, or full send. Everyone from the valley spends 4 to 5 hours a day in dons (Mcdonalds) and they all know the homie franie G. Every Valley rat knows winners is the finesse plug and they all vape. Valley rats are usually reckless and loud.
"Oh chris, dont invite him he is a valley rat"

"I have some valley rats who could mess you up"
"Lets go to dons and see all the valley rats"
Valley Rats by Valley_Rat123 October 29, 2017