Softhurst 

1. A bloke that cannot get his johnson hard, in any situation, on any given night.

2. Limp-dick syndrome, a rare but harsh condition.

3. Andrew Tolhurst.

Person 1: 'I just couldn't get hard for her'

Person 2: 'Thats such a softhurst'

Softhurst by ABlokeNamedCampo. December 9, 2010

Songhurst 

A bald creature, with a shiny head

Why that thing so shiny.
It’s a Songhurst

Songhurst by BigTimJim November 18, 2019

softcrust 

opposite of hardcore, hard-core, or hard core. Derives from the opposite of each part of its antonym. Opposite of 'hard' is 'soft.' And the opposite of 'core' is (or can be) 'crust.' Refers to someone or something lacking in extremity or devotion.

Just because Tom plays on the varsity squad doesn't make him hardcore, he's still pretty softcrust to most people.

softcrust by Patrick T.T. March 24, 2008