samesitis 

N. (sames-zi-tis) the condition in which two or more persons feel the same way about something.

Andrew: Laura, I sure could go for a burger and some sex
Laura: samesitis

samesitis by Smizzlttens December 5, 2010

samesies 

1) 'right back at you'
2) 'me too'
3) ditto

Person A: "I flirt with you all the time in math class"
Person B: "Samesies"

samesies by PZP September 11, 2007

samerits

To have the shits or diarrhea

fuck me that curry gave me the samerits

samerits by Jay vale December 31, 2006

Samitis 

The tendency of a person to kill every funny joke said in the presence of that person. Then they will try to laugh about it and pretend they did it on purpose, but they really didnt.

Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny

"what did u do last night?"-person
"your mom! hahahahaa"-person afflicted with Samitis

Samitis by Cockrates May 26, 2008

Samesies 

Pretty preppy, drawn-out-kinda-way of saying, "Same".

B: I'm pretty glad I met you.
C: Samesies!

Samesies by Benjaminnit December 6, 2009

Samesies 

A cooler way of saying "me too". Usually used when trying to sound lame in order to get a laugh out of the person you are trying to impress.Also used by dudebroze.

Chelsey: Wow, that test was a lot harder than I expected!

Brad: Samesies. That fuckin' test rocked my shit, brah.

Chelsey: Lawl! You dudebroze are soo funny! Here's my number.

Brad: Rad. I'm gonna go work on my Tri's.

Samesies by zachary_MIDWEST November 9, 2009

samesies 

(Verb) To feel the same way

"Hey, I just saw that new movie NOTORIOUS. I thought that joint was off the hook!"

"Samesies! That fat boy Gravy looked just like Big."

samesies by Young C-RAD January 22, 2009