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codswallop 

Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.

Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.
Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"
codswallop by edjog November 7, 2005

Codswallop 

Guy : Hey, I'm pregnant
Friend : That's just a codswallop, you're not even pregnant.
Codswallop by human8892 February 3, 2018

Codswallop 

Often said by Hagrid in Harry Potter movies and book. The actual definition is believed to be a sack tap done by a pissed off fish after it is caught.
John: I love watching America's Funniest Home Videos, especially when someone gets Codswalloped by the pissed off fish they caught
Codswallop by Suikodenfan88 August 2, 2010

Codswallop Slop 

A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo
Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop
Codswallop Slop by the britster November 23, 2011

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers 

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

cockswallop 

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.
Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.
cockswallop by Husky simons July 22, 2019