LBS

An abbreviated medical term known as Leaky Bum-hole Syndrome. LBS is a disease where you may leave mysterious liquids upon the surface of chairs within minutes of sitting on them, this is due to the prefuse sweating of the rectum. The average age of diagnosis is around 16 but can come at any time.

Dan: "Did you see the sweat patch on Larry Sagwatch's chair after maths?"
Tom: "Yeah man, think he has LBS."

by Larry Sagwatch March 07, 2018

LBS

1. (unit of measurement) the abbreviation for pounds, which is weird because the word "pound" doesn't have an "L" or a "B" in it, that's English for ya.

2. acronym for a few different phrases:

- Local Bike Shop (similar to local fish shop)

- Little Bitch Syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy

- Laughing But Serious

Carrie: Damn girl! you have lost some LBs!! what have you been doin all summer?

Sheila: I got a sweet hardtail from our favorite LBS and I've been hittin the trail like everyday.

Carrie: wow, I'm going to stop being a lazy bitch and join you!

Sheila: giggles... "LBS" ...giggles

by pixelfairy January 12, 2012

LBS

Lonely Bed Syndrome

I asked the doctor how can you cure my LBS, and she said lets go to bed

by John Blutalski August 15, 2017

LBS

Short for, "lasting boner syndrome". This is when, after sex, the male's erection persists for a longer period of time than expected (>5 minuets).

Man: "Baby, I've got LBS."
Woman: "I know! You finished 16 minuets ago and you're STILL hard!"

by Ilikechicken37 August 24, 2016

LBS

LBS or Little Bitch Syndrome, is a derogatory term given to those who bitch out of physical activity in any way. Usually used in endurance type sports such as rowing to make people push themselves harder.

"Why weren't you at running this morning?"

"My oblique was soar and the physio said I shouldn't run."

"LBS mate!"

by Mohammed Velouski June 24, 2009

LBS

Local Bike Shop

The LBS screwed my order for a new Mavic 521 rim, again.

by Matthew Paterson March 04, 2004

LBS

The acronym for Little Bitch Syndrome. A term used to describe one "bitching out" from doing something easily accomplished due to any excuse

Jake: Let's go drinking tonight

Peter: Nah dude my leg hurts from that Rugby game

Jake: Sounds like someone has LBS... I should prescribe them with some Man the fuck up.

by ssgtsnake March 04, 2012