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apostlitis 

An acute condition that causes a sudden need to correct others and convince them of your moral superiority. Most commonly occurs in people who are convinced that their moral standards are absolute.
A person who sees themselves as a moral police officer... a moral apostle.
Someone makes a joke about something considered politically correct in the western world. A person affected by apostlitis will become enraged and launch into a tirade about how "wrong" this joke is.
apostlitis by Secular Prophet November 16, 2010
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Apostitious 

Knowingly unjust.
Jeremiah has a tendency to be quite apostitious due to his narcissism.
Apostitious by TUR YUI FDOM May 24, 2024
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Aposemitism

Aposemitism (noun): The attitude or practice of neutrally avoiding engagement with Semitic peoples or cultures, positioned as a middle ground between prosemitism (support) and antisemitism (opposition).

Etymology: Derived from Aposemitic, combining Greek apo- (“away”) and Semitic, with -ism indicating the practice or stance, mirroring antisemitism and created through wordplay with aposematic.

Semitism: Prosemitism (extreme left), Aposemitism (neutral center), Antisemitism (extreme right).
Example Sentence: His aposemitism was evident in his choice to live apart from Semitic communities, neither liking nor hating them.
Aposemitism by AlfaVitaY2K May 10, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026