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Apple-ization

The marketing process in which Apple Computing steals a working piece of hardware or software, and then backward engineers it into a broken overpriced proprietary product that is clean enough for a fanboi to touch..
The Macintosh operating system was shat out after the apple-ization of Microsoft Windows.

Every company that sells out to apple will come to regret it post apple-ization.
Apple-ization by Ragemaster9999 November 14, 2010
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applization 

The removal of any and all rough edges from things to make them perfectly smooth and uniform.
America used to be eccentric and charming before applization. Now all products, clothes, houses - you name it - are white and smooth and featureless.
applization by Stan Wenners September 3, 2016

appleication

1. A form you submit relating to Cortlands or MacIntoshes.
2. A particular use for said tasty crunchy fruits.
If you are steamin'-mad at someone, then even rotten 'n' squishy tree-fruits can have a useful appleication --- they make awesome "splattery" projectiles to lob at said infuriating individual.
appleication by QuacksO August 30, 2020
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026