Sonic Team

The most misnamed company in gaming history...Created the popular Sonic The Hedgehog franchise, made some of the best games ever during the Genesis era, and then proceeded to fuck it up beyond all recognition. The best Sonic games of recent years? No longer developed by Sonic Team.

Sonic Team developer: Furry culture is in right now! Lets give Sonic a human lover! That won't be disturbing in the least! Raises for everyone!

Sonic Team developer: Shadow the Hedgehog already can control time...WHO NEEDS THAT?! LETS GIVE HIM A GUN AND GENERIC RUBBER ALIENS TO FIGHT!!! Smart idea is smart...

Another stupid Sonic Team developer: Sonic games that allow you to play as Sonic? RIDICULOUS! Big the Cat and Charmy the Bee are clearly our best creations! Lets base over half the game on them!

Sonic Team *again*: Link has a sword....WELL CLEARLY A FUCKING HEDGEHOG NEEDS ONE TOO!!! IT MAKES SO MUCH CLEAR AND LOGICAL SENSE!!!

Sonic Team (as if you didn't already guess): Humm...Super Mario Sunshine has this Blue Coin collecting thing that everyone hates in an otherwise great and well developed game that simply prolongs the experience unnecessarily...LETS DO THE SAME THING WITH SUN AND MOON MEDALS ONLY TWICE AS MUCH OF THEM AND EVEN MORE POINTLESS BACKTRACKING!!! BRILLIANT...

Yet another stupid STD (that is their abbreviation): You know what's missing from the Sonic series? A WEREWOLF!!! THAT ISN'T A WEREWOLF!!! AND HAS STRETCHY ARMS AND A PURPLE MIDGET SIDEKICK!!!

Please restaff this entire division Sega...for the love of GOD.

Sonic Team by smc90 November 14, 2010

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Sonic Team

A group of greedy assholes who kill Sonic. See: Sonic Boom, Sonic Forces

Sonic Team has gone downhill ever since 2014, but Mania and the movie were good. Any true Sonic fan knows this.

Sonic Team by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

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Sonic Team • Team Sonic • sonic • sonic the hedgehog • Sonic Boom • Sonic CulT • sonic youth • Sonic '06 • sonic EXE • sonic screwdriver

Team Sonic

A group in Sonic the Hedgehog, the members are Sonic the Hedgehog (Speed type), Miles Tails Prower (Flying type) and Knuckles the Echidna (Power type).

I love Team Sonic! I love Sonic, Tails and Knuckles, they are hot! I make them with muscle, they are strong and buff, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles have huge muscle.

Team Sonic by Tinsara December 25, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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