get bent

A statement that suggests to the receiver that getting fucked might be the solution to their often-trivial problems. Usually used as a slightly more politically correct version of "fuck off", but can also be used as an honest suggestion.

If you think I'm going to do your nasty laundry, you can just get bent

Man, that woman is such a bitch. She needs to get bent.

by Zorpheus July 17, 2010

get bent

to "get bent" is to be bent over and fucked in the ass.

get bent like clark kent in a tent

by get bent bitches October 2, 2006

get bent

"Fuck off"
Usually used like "Get bent (name)!"
Or "Shut the fuck up man,get bent!"

Hey Allen,get bent! hahahhahah

by Teh Dave July 13, 2003

get bent

Imperative commanding one to pray to God.

"Get bent? Well, that can only mean one thing: get bent down on your knees and pray!" Ned Flanders

by Amoxcillin 750mg February 14, 2007

get bent

Origin: To go on a bender, a drinking binge, and reach the state of being in an alcoholic stupor: i.e. to get fucked up.

Commonly used as a perjorative invective: same intent as "piss off" or "fuck off"

Why don't you get bent.

by Surete May 8, 2009

get bent

get very very fucked up. on drugs or either alcohol.

"aye yo man lets go get bent at the strip club"

by vtex June 15, 2008

get bent

to get intoxicated to the point where as you can't even stand up. To drink an acholic beverage to the point of unconciousness.

Last week Stone went to the bayou classic and got bent. We had to carry him to his room. Go GSU!

by x factor February 22, 2005