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AvantGuard 

1). One who has travelled back from the future carrying with him/her a vast knowledge of Jiu-Jitsu Guard techniques.

2). Who so ever possessed AvantGuard status will get laid tonight.
3). Those who claim to understand the inner workings of AvantGuard, you must say "Ossss!"
4). An AvantGuard social movement. A grass roots movement of the people to reclaim the awesomeness of their sport.
AvantGuard = JIU...JIT...SU!!!!
AvantGuard by BJJr November 8, 2010
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Post Avantgarde Jazzcore 

A fake genre of music used as a retort to people who claim to listen to a bunch of made up genres of music in order to seem interesting.

Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.
Man 1: I listen to very obscure music, shoegaze-acidhouse, downtempo-core, Post-doublecore, chamberfolk...
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?

Avantgardster 

A person that dresses in avant-garde fashions, and often blurs the line between style and strange.
That dude with the mirrorball pieces and glitter eyebrows is such an avantgardster.
Avantgardster by Nat Sel February 9, 2013

avant guard 

1 The leading edge of an army the very front
2 The cutting edge of popular arts and culture
MTV used to be so avant gaurd. Now they are has beens. Go back to 24/7 videos.
avant guard by No use for a name August 27, 2005

avantgardista 

an individual who employs novel concepts, styles, or tekkers
my Montessori teacher said I’d never amount to anything in the Art World, and now look at what this avantgardista has achieved - his own exhibition in the fucking Guggenheim!
avantgardista by Robocourier April 29, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026