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AvantGuard 

1). One who has travelled back from the future carrying with him/her a vast knowledge of Jiu-Jitsu Guard techniques.

2). Who so ever possessed AvantGuard status will get laid tonight.
3). Those who claim to understand the inner workings of AvantGuard, you must say "Ossss!"
4). An AvantGuard social movement. A grass roots movement of the people to reclaim the awesomeness of their sport.
AvantGuard = JIU...JIT...SU!!!!
AvantGuard by BJJr November 8, 2010
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Post Avantgarde Jazzcore 

A fake genre of music used as a retort to people who claim to listen to a bunch of made up genres of music in order to seem interesting.

Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.
Man 1: I listen to very obscure music, shoegaze-acidhouse, downtempo-core, Post-doublecore, chamberfolk...
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?

Avantgardster 

A person that dresses in avant-garde fashions, and often blurs the line between style and strange.
That dude with the mirrorball pieces and glitter eyebrows is such an avantgardster.
Avantgardster by Nat Sel February 9, 2013

avant guard 

1 The leading edge of an army the very front
2 The cutting edge of popular arts and culture
MTV used to be so avant gaurd. Now they are has beens. Go back to 24/7 videos.
avant guard by No use for a name August 27, 2005

avantgardista 

an individual who employs novel concepts, styles, or tekkers
my Montessori teacher said I’d never amount to anything in the Art World, and now look at what this avantgardista has achieved - his own exhibition in the fucking Guggenheim!
avantgardista by Robocourier April 29, 2022

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026