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Eye Magnet 

Any anatomical feature so outstanding (be it for size, attractiveness or freakishness) that it commands one's attention at first glance and is difficult to not notice, double-take, stare-at or rubber-neck.
Woman: "What are you staring at?"
Man: "Come on; don't act like you don't know you're harboring eye magnets! You look like you're smuggling twins on the black market"
Woman: "Jerk."
Man: "Maybe later."
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Eye Magnet 

Anyone who looks either so appealing or so appalling that your eyes can't help but look at them more than you should. Staring should be done as discretely as possible unless you really feel like coming off as creepy to anyone who sees you.
A: It was kinda creepy that you wouldn't stop looking at her.
B: I couldn't help looking that eye magnet, she was soooo gorgeous!
Eye Magnet by Eye Magnetism June 8, 2009

Eye Magnet 

(n.)

1. A video/picture/image that is pleasant to watch/look at/listen to, so pleasant that you can can't stop coming back to watch/look at/listen to it multiple times

2. A thing that you would look at, look away and be done with it, go back and look at it when you are bored, and repeat.
That gif of Kirby with an umbrella is a eye magnet.
Eye Magnet by Other_Person June 15, 2020

eye magnets 

whwaaaa look at her eye magnets
eye magnets by Steph May 31, 2004

eye magnets 

can't take my eyes off her eye magnets
eye magnets by Fatal Puppy June 5, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026