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Beardcicle 

Icicles attached to a manly beard. They may even swing to and fro depending upon the size of the beardcicle, the length of the beard hair, wind velocity, and level of activity.

Oftentimes formed from a combination of perspiration, condensation of exhaled breath, and sleet/snow, and extremely low ambient temperatures and/or high wind. Beardcicles may require physical exertion to acquire such as, but not limited to: snowshoeing, chopping firewood, running, cross country skiing, et cetera.
After chopping and stacking three cords of Oak firewood during the 5°F snowstorm, Octavius decided to go snowshoeing during which his beardcicles swung together clinking like empty beer mugs as he moved.
Beardcicle by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015
Slang for a bearded dragon,which is a lizard commonly found in pet stores that resembles an iguana.
Look at all my beardies! Aren’t they adorable lil lizards!
Beardie by Ducky Lifee May 6, 2019

beardless james marriot 

A Tory who spits on the homeless and bullies little children in the street
Beardless James Marriott is a Tory

beardless bitch 

someone who has no sense of adventure or who is weak in physical or moral strength, therefore they have metaphorically rejected their manhood and become a beardless bitch.
Wow Steve over there wouldn't even come doorbell ditching with us, what a beardless bitch.

Tyler is so weak, he cant even curl that ten pound dumb bell. He's such a beardless bitch.
beardless bitch by ninefoureight November 23, 2011

Barnicle juice 

Ah Barnicle Juice I have alot of homework tonight and football practice
Barnicle juice by Raldy October 2, 2009

Holy barnicles 

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.
"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"