Champitis 

Something you contract when encountering someone who is champ. Symptoms are: frowning of the face, compulsive urge to say "champ!", and mabey the occasional stomach churn. The only cure is seeing some serious bait.

Friend 1: Oh gosh some dude tried to go smack at me!
Friend 2: Was he cute!?
Friend 1: No girl! FAR from it he was real champ. Had the nerve to come up to me wearin a Fubu shirt, A Coogi hat, and some Pumas....And now i cant stop frownin i think i got Champitis.
Friend 2: Iight time to go get you some bait to wipe that frown of your face.

Champitis by ThisHasBeenWritinByMe November 1, 2010

Champions Club 

When you cheat on your significant other

Austin: "I never see my girlfriend man, I need to get some pussy"
Gabe: "You can always join the champions club"

Champions Club by Gabe Jones March 16, 2019

corruption of champions 

A weird adult turn based rpg developed in flash that involves an adventurer facing against many weird fetishes. Made by Fenoxo.

I've played through corruption of champions and I gotta say I 've been raped by demons, goblins, cow men, dog morphs, tentacles, spider people, harpies, statues, sharks, slimes, foxes, lizards, witches, bugs, and tigers in one play through.

corruption of champions by Sir Napkin the Werewolf December 9, 2013

Pride Fighting Championships

It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.

UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.

Pride Fighting Championships by Josh1510 December 9, 2008

Breakfast of Champions 

Breakfast of Champions is the daily morning ritual of having a few smokes and a couple cups of coffee getting your am fix of nicotine and caffeine. Then take a massive dumps on the porcelain throne, take a quick shower and ready to face your day properly.

Need my Breakfast of Champions to wake up and get my bowels moving so I can get out the door to earn my bacon.

Breakfast of Champions by EightBall July 30, 2018

Championshitfaced

A new name for a beerpong competition where everyone gets shitfaced. Championshit + Shitfaced; Championshitfaced

stoner #1: DUDE are you going to that party?
Stoner #2: yeah f-sho, i love a good beerpong championshitfaced
stoner #1: hellz yeah

Championshitfaced by Naymark the Great May 19, 2010

We Are The Champions 

A Song by Queen. Everybody knows this song, and it owns. First released in 1977 in "News of the World," It soon became a radio favorite, and a rock classic. It is played often at sporting events and is one of the world's most recognizable songs, after We Will Rock You (also by Queen, see how much Queen Owns?)

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand
Kicked in my face
But I've come through

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before
The whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions

We Are The Champions by Rampant Teamkiller July 6, 2004