Campitis 

The temporary psychological illness of men that result after being at an all male camp or a camp in which one cannot masturbate or "relive" one's self in that manner thus resulting in an increased attractiveness toward unattractive women. This illness usually occurs after three to four days at the camp and can last up to a week after returning to society. It should also be noted that the longer the term at the camp the more severe the said symptom will be.

Dude, I was at a Boy Scout camp for 10 days, and on the drive home I saw a 300 pound chick and thought she was banging hot! I have a severe case of campitis!

Campitis by JoeyG0933 August 6, 2010

Capitis diminutio maxima 

Traces back to Roman civil law, where one's social status (civil liberties) are so degraded they resemble those of a pariah, enemy combatant, or slave.

According to internet Conspiracy Theory, it also refers to the capitalization of one's name on their birth certificate, license, bank account, etc.. as a result of one's Social Security Number which locks one into a lifetime of debt (slavery) to the matrix. The capitalized name represents one's fictional legal/corporate identity.

Why else would They completely capitalize your name on everything "official" and "legal"?

"{Capitis diminutio maxima is} The highest kind of capitis diminutio, when liberty was lost, which carried with it citizenship and family." (Burrill)

Capitis diminutio maxima by Mudkipps October 18, 2008

Camitis 

When someone feels the whole world revolves around themselves. People diagnosed with this disease can often say something online but not be able to back it up in person.

Jason had Camitis and picked a fight online but was not able to follow through.

Camitis by ThatOtherWhiteKid2020 November 7, 2020

Champitis 

Something you contract when encountering someone who is champ. Symptoms are: frowning of the face, compulsive urge to say "champ!", and mabey the occasional stomach churn. The only cure is seeing some serious bait.

Friend 1: Oh gosh some dude tried to go smack at me!
Friend 2: Was he cute!?
Friend 1: No girl! FAR from it he was real champ. Had the nerve to come up to me wearin a Fubu shirt, A Coogi hat, and some Pumas....And now i cant stop frownin i think i got Champitis.
Friend 2: Iight time to go get you some bait to wipe that frown of your face.

Champitis by ThisHasBeenWritinByMe November 1, 2010

Capitis 

Someone who capitalizes every single word in a sentence.

Person with Capitis: How Are You Today?

Capitis by LMurph007 April 24, 2014