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failopoly 

A monopoly that results in a large amount of fail for the consumer.
Rogers charge 80 bucks a month for data. I'm sick of this failopoly.
failopoly by John_ June 20, 2008
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X-Filonomy

The study of everything related to the X-Files. xophiliac
John is taking a course called X-Filonomy.
X-Filonomy by Amanda and Jan February 4, 2006

falstomy 

Falstomy the act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany.
He showed lots of falstomy inside him.
falstomy by anonymous August 30, 2022

Falstomy 

The act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany
He contains lots of falstomy within him.
Falstomy by Narkicy August 30, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026