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Brohamming

Let's go brohamming tonight. Where? To the bar.
Brohamming by David. March 9, 2003

Brogramming 

The act of writing computer code while visibly adhering to brogrammer norms.

The practice is usually seen as annoying, as the brogrammer appears to be desperately or intrusively seeking the appearance of being cool, technically adept, and/or productive, i.e. "crushing it".
Programming while using drugs or alcohol, programming with a cap on backwards, programming in any type of clothing that lacks sleeves, programming while listening to music so loudly that people across the room can hear it from one's headphones, programming while violently bobbing one's head to said music, programming with sunglasses on, programming with the hood of one's hoodie on, programming and shouting "fuck" periodically (ostensibly when a super tough coding problem is encountered), programming with one's feet up, programming in the close possession of an inordinate amount of energy drinks, etc. are all examples of brogramming
Brogramming by smaker September 16, 2016

Brommingled Fund 

A Fund which consists of the pooled assets of several bros. A Brommingled Fund invests most of its assets in developing markets (i.e. Bromania, The Chick Republic, and Buttswana).
Tanner: Dude, our Brommingled Fund is down circa 10% this month!
Chad: Bro, you can't panic every time there is a correction in the Gangbangladesh market!
Roaming urbandictionary.com with one of your closest bros for definitions of words that relate to bromance. Typically occurs between two high school boys who play football together and drink excessive amounts of brotein shakes.
Chances are these kids are enormous buttmunching douche bags.
Alex: "Brosef Stalin... check out this definition I found while broaming."
Kyle: "Watching you broam has given me a broner, broski."
Alex: "Let's hit the showers, Bro Montana."
Kyle: "Lay off man you are gonna make me bro cheese."
Alex: "Calm your self bro, the bro job hasn't even started yet."
broaming by kyleandalexaregay November 26, 2009

Brogramming 

The act of creating a computer program in the company of your bros.
Want to go get a beer after we're done brogramming?

Want to get a six pack then get back to brogramming?
Brogramming by theIntuitionist December 9, 2008

Bramming 

peeing in someone's mouth while taking a shit
Stop bramming in my mouth while I give you a blumpkin!
Bramming by Ass_catchum October 17, 2017