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supermarket sex 

When two individuals who work together in a supermarket can't keep there hands off each other during work hours.
Keirsten and chad work together in a supermarket they become physical attracted to each other and suddenly they begin hiding in the produce cooler so Keirsten can suck chads banana and chad and play with Keirsten 's mellons it leads into some hot supermarket sex.
supermarket sex by JDawg 316 December 8, 2015

Michael Superbacker 

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

polaskin superballs

A very large pair of balls, like what you would see on a large animal, such as a lion or a grizzly bear.
Did you see the polaskin superballs on that guy? It looked like he was smuggling baseballs in his pants!
polaskin superballs by bodomchild August 14, 2010

superbabe 

A Superbabe is a woman who is delicious in everyway, from head to toe. Her personality is addictive. Her beauty is mesmerizing. Her soul is captivating. A Superbabe can make a man smile in his darkest hour. She can make him melt while flashing her "supersmile". A sexual force to be reckoned with that can lasso a man with her heart.
I was on the phone with Araceli when she superbabed me with the sweetest words I have ever heard. Her Superbabe powers can turn my frown upside down.
superbabe by dexterbateman April 20, 2008

Supermarket shuffle 

The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.
Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.

Superbadass 

Adjective used to illustrate extreme awesomenes.
Why do you call yourself Voltron?

I don't know. . . maybe cuz it's superbadass.
Superbadass by Spenny aka Spencer September 1, 2009