Facebook Fib

To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.

Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"

Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."

Facebook Fib by craffffffffftz October 21, 2010

Facebook Fibber 

A person who lies on there Facebook status/info/comments to make his or her life seem more interesting.

Molly's Status: going to the movies tomorrow! what should i see?

Molly's Sister: you aren't going to the movies! we have to go to a wedding. Gosh you're such a Facebook Fibber.

Facebook Fibber by Andi412 June 22, 2010

facebookfiend 

a person who is addicted to facebook. they check their facebook as often as they check their email. they are on facebook often over large intervals of time, especially when they should be doing more important things.

Man, I'm really behind in all of my classes because I've been on facebook, I tried to stop but I have to see who's poked me.

Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.

facebookfiend by ate kat May 22, 2006

FacebookFINE 

F.I.N.E: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional (see 'F.I.N.E.' by Aerosmith)

That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.

You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.

* Status* Jane is making pork chops for dinner.

Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.

* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.

FacebookFINE by deliveryxps September 6, 2009

facebookfiction 

Facebookfiction is when u update facebook with a fictional information to cover up a previous lie!!!

Man good thing u posted that facebookfiction to cover up for you whereabouts lastnight!!!

facebookfiction by vinny125125 February 23, 2011

facebookfiction 

A facebook post that needs to be updated to coincide with lies told!!!

Man good thing you you used a little facebookfiction or Karen would have busted you!!

facebookfiction by vinny125125 February 27, 2011