One Night Hand

Masturbation.

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.

by palestiniandeliberation January 6, 2016

One Night Hand

Similar to a one night stand, a one night hand involves receiving a hand job from an acquaintance, either known or unknown. After said hand job, neither party acknowledges the others existence.

Cindy gave me a one night hand last tuesday and i haven't talked to her since...

by sacboy October 19, 2010

One Night Hand

Calling someone up for one night of phone sex with no strings attached and hoping to never speak to them again.

Kiki: So i ended up conecting to the same customer service guy last night.
Mia: Was he any help this time?
Kiki: No but we totally had a One Night Hand!
Mia: OMG Thats so slutty!

by Rroarr January 10, 2010

One Night Hand Stand

To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.

I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!

by Aaron L. M. Goodwin August 5, 2005