One Night Hand 

Masturbation.

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.

One Night Hand by palestiniandeliberation January 6, 2016

One Night Hand 

Similar to a one night stand, a one night hand involves receiving a hand job from an acquaintance, either known or unknown. After said hand job, neither party acknowledges the others existence.

Cindy gave me a one night hand last tuesday and i haven't talked to her since...

One Night Hand by sacboy October 19, 2010

One Night Hand 

Calling someone up for one night of phone sex with no strings attached and hoping to never speak to them again.

Kiki: So i ended up conecting to the same customer service guy last night.
Mia: Was he any help this time?
Kiki: No but we totally had a One Night Hand!
Mia: OMG Thats so slutty!

One Night Hand by Rroarr January 10, 2010

One Night Hand Stand 

To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.

I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!

One Night Hand Stand by Aaron L. M. Goodwin August 5, 2005

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008