Walstam

verb: when one pulls the back of a chair, couch, or loveseat to make the person sitting in the chair fall back backwards and scream like a little girl. Originated in Washington, DC.

Joe: What did you guys do last night?

Erin: Nothing. We chilled in the lounge until Fred came and Walstamed me. I fell on my ass and hit my head.

Walstam by LEO2 October 8, 2010

Walstam

A Walstam is a mean, giant Swede who likes to tickle people and flip over the chairs they are sitting in when they are least expecting it. Walstams make rude and inappropriate jokes. Sometimes they're kind of creepy.

Don't worry about it, he's a Walstam. It's what he does

Walstam by LEO2 September 24, 2010

North Walsham 

North Walsham was discovered in 1912 by Lord Stephen of Fry who quickly established the first settlement as a living morgue. Found in the county of Norfolk (which was originally situated in the North of England, it was moved to the East of England in 1859 1/2. This was to stop people having to pass through it by accident.)

North Walsham is now a town sort of near the county's largest village of Norwich where many of North Walsham's citizens where born and subsequently banished from. North Walsham is also sort of near Cromer and less sort of near, yet still not too not near the town of Great Yarmouth.

Twinned with the town of Frieseniesenegeisenmeiseniederied somewhere not in Norfolk, people from both towns visit their respective twin town to show off their caravans and drinking skills along with some good old fashioned Molly Dancing.

Yo bled, I'd rather go to good ole' North Walsham than get crabs at Cromer!

North Walsham by Home Guard July 11, 2010

Wastamelon 

It's that red ass fruit that you done stick in you mowfuka mouth you know what I'm saying

"WHAT THE FUCK JAMAL YOU MURDERED YOUR UNCLE"

"But he done stole my wastamelon"

Wastamelon by SanFrancisco69ers July 27, 2022

Walstad method

Method created Diana Walstad to make a self-sustaining ecosystem fish tank

Guy 1: thats a cool Fish tank!

Guy 2: yeah, and I even did the walstad method

Walstad method by Much_Wowz March 6, 2026

North Walsham Tit Rubber

The North Walsham Tit Rubber rubs her breasts when she says something cringy, if you know a NWTR, you will know well that they are a factory of cringe.
Word of warning, don’t encourage the NWTR to be too cringy as she may start rubbing her great cavernous cunt.

North Walsham Tit Rubber was at it again, she made her friends sick as rubbed are gravity influenced breasts

North Walsham Tit Rubber by J Doughty September 28, 2023