Tim: Damn, Dude, I just got Cougarlated.
Fred: What happened?
Tim: You know that cougar that was sitting at the bar?
Fred: Yeah.
Tim: When I walked by her, she leaned over and kissed me. I didn't see it coming.
Fred: Yep, you got Cougarlated.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.