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Reatainted 

Reatainted: To become reaquainted with ones taint, whether it be yours or that of another.
I grabbed the clippers and got quite reatainted with myself after the fall taint harvest.

See that look?-guy
Yea -other guy
That females trying to get reatainted-guy
When was she previously in cahoots with your taint?-other guy.
In her sleep.-guy
Reatainted by katanas kazaam October 3, 2010
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retained firefighter 

A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.
My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.

Repainted 

A texture pack that replaces all of the textures with random memes.
this repainted sucks, they didn't even replace more than half the textures
Repainted by evil poob September 10, 2022

repainted 

When something turns out wonderfully well on your way.
You know I thought I'd f*ed up on my exam? Turns out I aced it after all. I'm so repainted!
repainted by Maatts9 June 18, 2017

pulled out and repainted 

Right before coming, the dick is pulled out and cum sprayed on the body.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026