austrian
Someone who likes shagging Goats in their high mountains. Also is crap at snowboardering and computer games
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Austrian
1. Nag all the time just for the sake of it.
2. Spend more time on swearing that any other culture in the world.
3. They don't give a shit. AT. ALL.
2. Spend more time on swearing that any other culture in the world.
3. They don't give a shit. AT. ALL.
Austrian: WAAAAAAAH! Heast oida, wos isn des füa a gefickte schesse. Wenn der deckschas laptop net sofort wieder arennt, donn brunz i auf de tastatur, i schwör.
Tourist: What did he say?
Guide: AAAAAAAAH! WTF??? What is this fucking bullshit. if that fucking laptop doesn't work right now i'm going to crap on the keyboard. i swear!
Tourist: ...
Guide: whatever.
Tourist: What did he say?
Guide: AAAAAAAAH! WTF??? What is this fucking bullshit. if that fucking laptop doesn't work right now i'm going to crap on the keyboard. i swear!
Tourist: ...
Guide: whatever.
Austrian by very.funny. November 29, 2011
Austrian
A half-orgasm
Origin: Once upon a time my history teacher said that the Austrians got half orgasm when the germans invaded
Origin: Once upon a time my history teacher said that the Austrians got half orgasm when the germans invaded
Austrian Death Machine
Austrian Death Machine is exactly what you should hear from a heavy band.
- a continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to
- the obvious build up to a breakdown you'll know how to mosh to
- classic sing alongs to pile up and sing along with
- a guitar solo in every song
And yes... never leave out the obvious key component, cliche vocals that sound really angry!
Bottom line, Austrian Death Machine is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won't find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet badass governor Arnold would approve of. The brutal songs include such classics as...
"It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat" (Double Brutal)
"Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?" (Double Brutal)
"Get to the Choppa" (Total Brutal)
"I Am a Cybernetic Organism Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (Total Brutal)"
"If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" (Total Brutal)
"Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" (Double Brutal)
"Come on, Do it, Do it, Come on, Come on, Kill me, Do It Now" (Double Brutal)
"It's Not a Tumor" (Total Brutal)
Austrian Death Machine is a tribute to the great Arnold movies.
- a continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to
- the obvious build up to a breakdown you'll know how to mosh to
- classic sing alongs to pile up and sing along with
- a guitar solo in every song
And yes... never leave out the obvious key component, cliche vocals that sound really angry!
Bottom line, Austrian Death Machine is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won't find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet badass governor Arnold would approve of. The brutal songs include such classics as...
"It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat" (Double Brutal)
"Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?" (Double Brutal)
"Get to the Choppa" (Total Brutal)
"I Am a Cybernetic Organism Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (Total Brutal)"
"If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" (Total Brutal)
"Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" (Double Brutal)
"Come on, Do it, Do it, Come on, Come on, Kill me, Do It Now" (Double Brutal)
"It's Not a Tumor" (Total Brutal)
Austrian Death Machine is a tribute to the great Arnold movies.
You know how I said that Austrian Death Machine's Total Brutal was the best thing ever to be created by mankind ever…I lied. Double Brutal is now truly the best thing ever created on this planet (That is until Keep It Brutal comes out)
Austrian Death Machine by MurderFlakes February 2, 2010
Austrian hacker
A combination of DXM (usually in the form of Acodin, a cough medicine available in Poland) and Stroh 80, Austrian rum with 80% alcohol.
After taking an Austrian hacker, I was fucked up as hell. Probably cause I was drunk already at the time.
Austrian hacker by nulled January 24, 2011
Austrian Rubdown
The act of ejaculating and defecating on another's back and massaging the contents into the others back with your scrotum.
John: Dude how far did you get?
Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!
John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!
Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!
John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!
Austrian Rubdown by KaminL,Nitsuku,StoneDeath,Fego August 9, 2010