dick smooch
guy that may not suck a dick, but would damn sure hold one in his mouth til' the swelling goes down.
dick smooch by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010
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Dick Smoothie
Dick Smoothie by Jahnke June 22, 2017
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Dick's smoothie and adoption center
person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center
Dick's smoothie and adoption center by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020
Officer Smooth Dick
First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.
Officer Smooth Dick by ShadesOn May 29, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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