LAPG 

Leggings As Pants Girl.

She wears leggings as pants, frequently during the winter with uggs and a northface jacket, and does consider that it is both a poor fashion and a poor life choice.

Hey, look at that LAPG! It's winter in Michigan, isn't she cold without real pants?

LAPG by lapc September 23, 2010

lapgoat 

Instead of attaining a laptop with the money you have, you spend the money getting a goat, but pretend it to be a laptop instead.

Dude...sweet lapgoat!

Do you mind if I pet your lapgoat?

lapgoat by Pittsburg January 18, 2008

lapglancing 

the act of checking your phone for messages and updates while in company. Generally seen as a rude thing to do in polite company.

A: I can't believe Barbara spent the entire meal lapglancing. So rude.

B: Oh, is that why she kept looking down? I thought she was being paranoid about her fly or something.

lapglancing by ashyle February 22, 2011

lapgasm 

Ejaculating in your pants from a lap dance alone, without any direct stimulation of the penis.

I went to the strip club for lapgasms every night last week, now my pants glow whenever I go someplace with a black light!

lapgasm by 4got2wipe March 4, 2015

lapgazer 

A member of the audience at a live music venue where there are only seats, no standing room, and the band plays too many slow tracks, thus preventing audience participants from shoegazing, two stepping or moving in any way at all.

Did you enjoy that Goldfrapp show last night? Yeah, the music was great, but the crowd were all lapgazers because we had to sit.

lapgazer by j0j0000 October 27, 2008

LapGasm 

Busting a Nut in your shorts during a lap dance while the dancer gives hardcore direct stimulation with her hands, breast, mouth, ass, thigh and pussy to your dick without taking it out.

Little Johnny went to the strip club last night and payed for a lap dance from a sexy red head with big breast. During the dance the sexy stripper rubbed her breast so good on little Johny's dick he couldn't help but to LapGasm all over the inside of his gym shorts

LapGasm by JuiceBoxSixNine September 23, 2017