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Screw the Crew
Screw The Crew is when someone (usually a dirty old man) is in the situation of finding someone hot (or not) at work and inevitably drawn into having sex with them (usually with consent). This is often made worse by those in positions of power eg. 17 year old McDonalds night-shift manager who hits on the barely-legals working underneath them (sometimes literally working underneath them).
"You've heard of not shitting in your own nest? Well, my job-retaining policy is to not screw the crew."
"Oh Geoff, yeah, he definitely screws the crew. Saw him leaning up against that new girl the other day showing her his little French Fry. She was just as bad...all over him like hot mayonnaise...and just as rancid."
"Oh Geoff, yeah, he definitely screws the crew. Saw him leaning up against that new girl the other day showing her his little French Fry. She was just as bad...all over him like hot mayonnaise...and just as rancid."
Screw the Crew by OnlinePresence 6 November 20, 2018
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Captain's Crew
A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently at 11 minutes set by 4 allstars from Purdue University in 2008.
"Man, I had to shit in a trashcan during that last captians crew. Then I had to wipe with a sock that I found on the ground."
"hey, you guys want to dig a hole on the beach and do a Captains Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys did a Captain's Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller"
"hey, you guys want to dig a hole on the beach and do a Captains Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys did a Captain's Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller"
Captain's Crew by MrTaterCat March 14, 2012
Tim Horton's Crew
The name for the group of low-lifes, deadbeats, high school dropouts, druggies etc. that hang around Tim Horton's restaurants all day long!
AKA: T.H.C.
AKA: T.H.C.
Person 1: "Look at those people sitting there"
Person 2: "Yeah they're the T.H.C."
Person 1: "What's T.H.C."
Person 2" "Tim Horton's Crew"
Person 1 & 2: "What Losers!"
Person 2: "Yeah they're the T.H.C."
Person 1: "What's T.H.C."
Person 2" "Tim Horton's Crew"
Person 1 & 2: "What Losers!"
Tim Horton's Crew by JoTySmith November 21, 2010
Captain's Crew
A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently set at 11 minutes and 37 seconds set by 4 allstars at Purdue University in 2008.
"I had to shit in a trash can during that Captain's Crew last night."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
Captain's Crew by MrTaterCat April 2, 2012
Wino's crew
Wino's crew by Junk21 January 7, 2017
Tony's crew
Tony's crew is sort of a gang better than gladiators
Way way better than any other names boys think of....
Way way better than any other names boys think of....
Tony's crew by A-DIBS a lot February 2, 2019