apphole
A person who is constantly annoying other people with information and sound effects via iphone apps.
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apphole
A person with a smartphone that has access to thousands of free apps and becomes obsessed with them, and spends 25 hours a day looking through, and downloading, apps. They are consumed by them the way Ursula is consumed with the persuit of king Tritan's crown and staff of power.
Put down your ****ing phone and take care of your kids for Pete's sake. I'm gonna call CPS, apphole.
Apphole
1. A person who either is under the employment of Apple, Inc. or knowingly uses their products fully knowing their business practices.
2. An ignorant person who uses and promotes Apple products that is unaware of Apple's questionable business practices; a "hole" in their head; brainless.
2. An ignorant person who uses and promotes Apple products that is unaware of Apple's questionable business practices; a "hole" in their head; brainless.
"I hear Apple is filing another injunction against Samsung for something they say they 'invented' even though Samsung provides the components for most of their devices. What a bunch of appholes!"
"What did you say? I was too busy listening to music on iTunes through my iPhone and asking Siri to find songs for me. By the way, did you know that Samsung stole Apple's invention of voice recognition that it uses in Siri?
...you're such an apphole."
"What did you say? I was too busy listening to music on iTunes through my iPhone and asking Siri to find songs for me. By the way, did you know that Samsung stole Apple's invention of voice recognition that it uses in Siri?
...you're such an apphole."
Apphole by feigningfigure April 9, 2012
apphole
I was in the middle of a conference call and Joe barged in to show me his new mobile app. What an apphole!
apphole by melonzilla April 21, 2015
Apphole
Someone who carries on an entire conversation with you without once tearing herself away from her iPhone.
Gee, thanks for sharing conversation with me without once visually acknowledging my existence, you apphole.
Apphole by LandLawMan January 19, 2014
Apphole
Literally everyone soon, thanks to AI. Everyone will be able to make any dumb app for free and will be excited to tell you about it and since we're all going to be out of work...
"No, I don't want to hear about your app, apphole."
"And you can be an apphole, and you can be an apphole, and you can be apphole!"
"And you can be an apphole, and you can be an apphole, and you can be apphole!"
Apphole by invisiblecity May 29, 2025
Appshole
Someone who is so busy playing with the apps on their iPhone/blackberry that they can't be bothered to interact with the world around them.
So, there I was talking to my best friend, and he just ignored me to play with some stupid app he just downloaded. What an appshole!
Appshole by luddite666 February 18, 2010