Wave Runner 

v. The act of thrusting one's face between a standing woman's legs in the vicinity of her vagina, and flapping one's lips while shaking the head side to side and making a "brrr" sound.

Did you see that short guy macking on the volleyball player? He wasn't up to the motorboat and went straight for the wave runner.

Wave Runner by The Wooll September 10, 2010

waverunner10 

A mere bully who scares no one. A know nothing moron. One whom has embraced shame and failure. Someone who claims to know about baseball but really doesnt have a clue. A fan of the worst team in baseball, los mets.

waverunner10: jose reyes and david wright are the best players in all baseball.

true baseball fan- reyes is a prima donna and cant stay focused on the game and david wright strikes out more then anyone in baseball.
waverunner10: your a moron, i make more then you and im better then you.

waverunner10 by losmets June 2, 2010

Waverunners 

Reference to the 2004 tsunami where the Asians would run from the waves.

Watching all the waverunners on the news

Waverunners by mr_boatride July 9, 2010

waverunner 

an overly voluptuous female specimen that you contact post consuming 144+ ounces of your favorite alcoholic beverage.

After striking out at the bar last night, I had to ride my trusty waverunner.

waverunner by Donaldson November 14, 2003

Chocolate WaveRunner 

The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.

Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.

Chocolate WaveRunner by DuffersDer July 3, 2019