Cordered 

The act of performing substandard contractor work while simultaneously screwing the client out of large sums of money.

Man, Bob's roof still isn't finished.

You didn't hear? His contractor cordered him

That's low, what kind of scumbag corders a man like that

Cordered by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010

Muller cornered 

When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.

Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"

Muller cornered by mylittlewhiteslug September 20, 2018

Crunch Cornered

When you drink so much alcohol you are past tipsy/drunk and you are between parraletic and serious alcohol poisoning!

Hey! soph you wanna get crunch cornered on friday?
yeah sure

what we drinking?
perno!

Crunch Cornered by Wright247 March 28, 2009

fruit cornered 

The noble art of being Mullered!

Are you 'fruit cornered' mate?

fruit cornered by Tomity May 28, 2008

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers) 

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee

Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers) by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Cornered and Cornholed 

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

Cornered and Cornholed by Belinski November 3, 2018

dork-cornered

trapped in awkward conversation with a human lacking social and conversational skills

"While at the conference, I was dork-cornered by someone I'd never met, and had to be rescued by a friend. "

dork-cornered by bella chiola February 24, 2010