facedrunking 

When one loses a cellular phone at a party, one must do something to communicate with the outside world. (To tell of how drunk one is) They instead decide to use Facebook to make these regrettable choices.

"heu suizy i kmwo i habe a girlfirne but i wnwnaa bang youj!"

Facedrunking at it's finest.

facedrunking by joe joe 22 August 19, 2007

facedrunking 

When you come home totally drunk but instead of passing out like you should you write a bunch of embarrassing sh*t on facebook.

Friend: dude, what the hell was with all those comments you left last night? you told me you loved me

Me: dude, i dont know what youre talkin about, i must have been facedrunking

facedrunking by Classique February 4, 2010

facedrunking 

The act of posting updates on facebook while drunk that one would not post when sober. Similar to drunk texting but out there for the whole world to see.

Just ignore Gabe's rants last night, he was facedrunking

facedrunking by MBwhocares September 8, 2010

FACEDRUNKING 

THE ACT OF FACEBOOKING WHILE DRUNK,ONLY TO DISCOVER NOTHING YOU DID MAKES SENSE"

LISA WAS FACEDRUNKING LAST NIGHT ONLY TO DISCOVER SHE HAD BEEN WRITING ON HER BOSSES TIMELINE

FACEDRUNKING by LEOJ THE GIRAFFE June 5, 2017

Facebunking

The art of looking like you are busy at work when in fact you are using a social network website.

'I had loads of work to do this afternoon but I couldn't be bothered so I just spent it Facebunking.'

Facebunking by EL TEL May 8, 2012

facedrinking 

The act of drinking while interacting on facebook.

I was drinking and chatting with friends on facebook while having a cocktail. I then updated my status to "sean is fracedrinking". Virtual happy hours on Friday afternoon on facebook are known as facedrinking fridays.

facedrinking by azblaze April 26, 2010