Dildurd 

a turd which curls out of your anus to penetrate your vagina

That dildurd got shit all over my pussy.

Dildurd by fupalot May 4, 2009

dildurd 

A dildo looking like or taking the shape of a turd; A dumb ass; frat guy

What a dildurd!

dildurd by carriekid1 September 3, 2010

Dildude 

A male who sleeps with a large number of people. In essence, he is just a dildo, being only used for his penis.

Stevie: I've had sex with five people this week.

Jeff: You're a dildude.

Dildude by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009

Dildard 

A combination of "Dildo" and "Retard"

"I can't believe how drunk Phil was last night, he was acting like a total dildard" also "Billy shit his pants again last night, he is dildarded.

Dildard by TheHalfBlazedOne June 18, 2011

Dildud

A dweebus or an idiot. Someone who is just plain stupid.

She asks the dumbest questions, she is such a dildud.

Dildud by gabsablex November 6, 2022

Dildude 

1. Usually a male the sucks so hard he can go fuck himself.
2. Dudes who are so self absorbed they prefer to suck their own dick.
3. Dude who rides his own nuts.

Hey Dildude, why don't you go and fuck yourself?

Dildude by Orly Vazquez May 29, 2008