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Stealthbooking 

When someone uses Facebook in offline mode. Usually to hide from the friends that they added, but never want to talk to.

You can find stealthbookers, when they make a comment, post on a wall or like something when you can't see them online.
Example 1.

Bro 1: Andie is never online!
Bro 2: But she posted on my wall 2 seconds ago!
Bro 1: Lol, she is stealthbooking again...

Example 2.

"Hey Andie, I can see you stealthbooking!"
Stealthbooking by madstylex August 30, 2010
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Stealthbooking 

1. A person who writes comments on their FB page or on other people's pages only to have them delete these posts minutes after writing them-leaving the other person to appear as if they are having a conversation with themselves.

2.Also used for someone who is known to delete comments, untag pictures they do not like of themselves. The fear of people finding out the unsavoury comment or picture has the stealthbooker sweating bullets. The stealtbooker appears to be convinced that someone may see this fb post you wrote.
Dude, you gotta stop stealthbooking shit off my page. You are making me look like I am more crazy than I am.

Bobba, why do you keep stealhbooking my posts about you barfing outside the bar last night. Everyone saw you do it, why not capture the moment forever. Heatwave wont find out about your drunken nightmare behaviour.
Stealthbooking by Tunahead Heatwave September 17, 2010
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Stealthbooking 

To post/lurk on facebook without being on facebook chat, making it seem as if your offline.
Did you seen Jim online before? Pretty sure he was stealthbooking...
Stealthbooking by dragon2169DCZXv February 5, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026