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Johnny-ing 

When one of your friends keeps cracking a new beer when he still has some left in the last can. This is usually noticed the day after a party when someone is cleaning up and most of his cans are nearly half full.
"I drank like 40 fuckin' beers last night." "Fuck man, c'mon, you were Johnny-ing all god damn night."

"Last week at the G-10 i picked up so many half full cans. Someone around here was Johnny-ing those beers like a mother fucker."
Johnny-ing by Big KSB April 20, 2013
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Johnny-ing 

/jänē-iNG/

Verb.

When you are late showing up somewhere because you were talking too long elsewhere.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was Johnny-ing for like...20 min with my mom before I could get out the door."

Johnny Hernandez-ing 

Johnny: I dont know what that means...
Me: You're Literally Johnny Hernandez-ing Right Now

Jonnying 

Scavenging the shit out of someones food pantry leaving them with no more food and pissed off.
"Yo Marshawn lets go Jonnying at Millers house".
Jonnying by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015

swamp johnnying 

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.
I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!
swamp johnnying by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017

Johnning 

The act of consuming caffeine while smoking a cigarette at the same time.
Guy 1: What's he doing with all those legal addictive substances over there?
Guy 2: Johnning.
Johnning by Johnninh April 26, 2009

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III 

A typical British man. Posh probably, and drinks tea. Don't call him Tom.
Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III