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The Godley 

When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.

All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
Dude, I'm so wasted, I had a rough night pulling The Godley.
The Godley by tornadopoop August 17, 2010
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The Godly Squad

Imagine a gorgeous hispanic boy with curled hair with a very chunky grey cat that created our universe.
And to top it off a amazing red husky that is used as a vessel of the grey cats power. (possibly named ally)
This is a godly squad, or THE godly squad.
Ever heard of the godly squad? No? well fuck you

The godly people who worshipped gods who required spleen juice to remain godly 

1)These are people who worshipped godly gods who required spleen jiuce to stay godly. See Also ilge.

2)not a proper subject for a history report/project/paper/test/essay/quiz/or anyother kind of assignment involving accurate information.
Man you are such a godly person who worships gods who require spleen juice to stay godly.

The Godly Warriors 

A dragon ball z final stand clan ran by the top 3rd most hated player. When someone saids TGW they're talking about a clan that's carried by top pvpers and a child who relies on arm crash and runs like he's in the Olympics
What's one clan carried by their members? The Godly Warriors is the clan that you should already be thinking of.

the_godlypotato 

Very autistic person who does the YouTubing and is a failure to society. Got mainly b’s in school like what the failure is this. Knows Yes_Its_Will and MapsmakeStudios and DrSolid and many more and lots more
The_GodlyPotato is the most embarrassing person in society
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026