Excoted 

Getting wasted on a drug. Taking it all to the FACE.

Lets get excoted on shrooms in Egypt

Excoted by WeordoFACE June 10, 2016

Excoted 

A very painful medical procedure that is a cure for cancer.

Doc: I'm sorry Mrs. Samuel, but we don't know what is causing your random tumors. We will have to have them excoted. *DUN DUN DUUUUN*

Mrs. Samuel: Oh no doctor! Is it going to hurt or make me loose my hair?

Doc: It's gonna hurt like a son-of-a-bitch, but don't worry you'll still keep ur hair!

Excoted by Susie Q and Mary Poppins August 13, 2010

We so excited

Classic line in the ever so famous "Friday" by Rebecca Black.

Girl #1: "Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, we we we so excited, we so excited"
Me: "What is this; I don't even..."

We so excited by woodsy91 March 30, 2011

Excited 

The word that no one can spell on the internet.

I'm so exited about my vacation!

Excited, not exited, dumbass.

Excited by latiaslatios May 10, 2017

As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks 

very, very, very, excited

"Dude, this concert is gonna kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks by Kooks January 14, 2007

Excited States of America 

The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.

Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.

Excited States of America by A_SN August 25, 2009

excited 

being so overwelmingly happy that you could piss rainbows.

the trix rabbit when he gets his hands on that cereal, hes super excited

excited by im THE catwoman September 11, 2010