Some huge kind of room which contains all of the other rooms, wraps around itselves so it has no walls, with no ceiling, a friggin' huge light bulb that keeps moving around and that has serious temperature and leaking issues.
"-Can't stay inside outside, too cold in there!"
"-I like trying hard to write absurd and (un)original definitions for such words as outside in the hope that I out-absurd other people out there who like doing the same thing"
"-Outside sucks, never the right temperature, often got water falling down, no proper carpet or anything and on top of that that light bulb is way too powerful and you hardly can get to turn it on when you need it at night"
The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.
Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.