pusitis

Pusitis is a term that is used to define athletic underachievement which is usually accompanied by a halt in training. Pusitis is a somewhat serious condition and does not currently have a vaccine, although the leading scientists are working hard to create one. Competitive athletes such as runners, cyclists, and swimmers are susceptible to pusitis. However, those with the biggest concern should be triathletes, as they combine all three sports. Pusitis may be contracted in various ways. History has shown that sore legs, common cold, and broken bike parts are the most common cause of pusitis.

Example 1:
Brenden: Eh I got a cold eh. I will be sick for 2 days, but I might as well just take 4 weeks off.
Ethan: Sounds like you have a case of pusitis.
Brenden: Eh pusitis eh.

Example 2:
Brenden: Eh I broke the shifter on my bike eh. I can't train for a few weeks until it gets fixed.
Ethan: Pusitis in full swing again.
Brenden: Eh not my fault eh

pusitis by JuanPelota May 1, 2011

Pusitis

A viral infection that can occur in any organ or tissue of the body. Usually symptoms are constant bitching and whining about how bad it hurts.

Mrs Vanderbilt: Robby! Where is Rachel today?

Robby: She has a case of pusitis.

Mrs. Vanderbilt: She was bitching a lot yesterday.

Pusitis by superfly69 August 12, 2010

pussitis 

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.

Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.

pussitis by pantew May 6, 2006

stank pussitis 

chronic stank puss. chronic yeast infections that cause you to make weekly trips to the pharmacy where all the guys know to stay the fuck away from you... no matter how hot you look.

that bitch suffers from stank pussitis. she produces enough yeast to feed bread to the homeless for a year. not dolce.

stank pussitis by lizz and big brown January 2, 2007

positism 

A combination of “positivity” and “optimism”

Used to describe the amount of positive energy one has and how they feel

How much positism do you have today?

How’s you positism on a scale from 1-10?

positism by Positively random December 4, 2018

pussitis 

an imaginary illness that explains why a girl is crabby or otherwise unhappy for no good reason.

Tori: What's up with Sharon? She's a super bitch today!
Alice: Oh it's just her pussitis acting up again.
Tori: Wow she has that a lot!!

pussitis by renee151 May 20, 2008

pussitis 

the state of having an inflamed puss puss

Wow girl, my pussitis is killing me, it is really red and hurts.

pussitis by The dirty lihn February 20, 2011