Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or
retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in
tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day
today!"
"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic
today!"
"
Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"
"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"