Ijay
the new okay, caused by many typos of the word okay and the fact that most messages are now conveyed over the internet
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1. An condensed word for iPod Jockey.
2. A person who plays music at a night club or bar using a laptop with or without turntables.
3. An insult to any person who claims to be a DJ but relies on a computer or mp3 player (iPod) to play music instead of turntables. Even if turntables are present, the person playing the music is still considered an iJay if the music's original source is from a computer.
2. A person who plays music at a night club or bar using a laptop with or without turntables.
3. An insult to any person who claims to be a DJ but relies on a computer or mp3 player (iPod) to play music instead of turntables. Even if turntables are present, the person playing the music is still considered an iJay if the music's original source is from a computer.
I thought your boy was a real DJ until I noticed he didn't have a crate of records. When he hooked up his Apple laptop to his turntables, I knew he was merely an iJay.
iJay by Kurtisbadical August 9, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026