Stasexual Share definition Flag Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth Stasexual by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Stasexual mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch