Networking 

Sitting on someone's shoulders whilst using the urinal, and handing your resume to the business executive using the urinal besides you.

Bruh, I need to piss. Hop on, you can do some networking.

Networking by Bobbo231 January 8, 2020

Networking 

A method for unskilled people to get hired for jobs over people who are skilled.

Despite being an incompetent worker, I'm employed because I'm great at networking!

Networking by hublahh August 3, 2010

networking 

Bro-speak term for partying. "Networking" gives fratboys an easy out to help overcome the massive cognitive dissonance associated with their lifestyles should it be brought into question. Namely, the idea that they will one day get a good-paying, stable job despite the unfortunate reality of their complete lack of employable skills.

TKE: Hey man frats provide valuable networking opportunities. My bro's dad has a dealership and he's going to give me a job once I graduate with my bachelors in marketing and I'm going to make fat ass cash and retire when I'm 40 brah.

Human: What did you say? Sorry, I was kind of busy learning an actual skill that will allow me to avoid a career of glad-handing and brown-nosing to cover up my obvious ineptitude.

networking by Darrell in a barrel April 13, 2009

networking 

A yuppie euphemism for kissing ass in order to get a job or obtain a raise or promotion.

Regardless of your skills, intelligence, or education, if you are not good at networking you will always earn minimum wage and live in a trailer park.

networking by MrFranklin June 12, 2006

Networking 

Hanging out with friends and occasionally people would come, and we would meet some others

I actually dont like the word "networking" coz a lot of people annoy me when they do that, the stupid same questions they ask everyone. For me, i was hanging with my friends and occasionally people would come, and we would meet some others

Networking by Taffy McGee September 16, 2012

networking 

the action of connecting two devices so they can communicate with each other.

I just hooked up two computers with a router and I'm sharing my printer. How do you like that! Cheap and easy networking.

networking by chuckthefuk January 21, 2006

Networking 

Pronounced: (Uh-Lan)
Partying, and drinking.

I cant make it tonight, I have to go networking.
The best way to meet people is to network.

Networking by networking June 11, 2014