1. Any mother who is divorced from or has ended a relationship with the father of her kid(s). The courts are sexist and automatically give custody of children to the mother.
2. A woman who had her first kid when she was about 16 (a fucking slut) and was too damn stupid to give the kid up for adoption. (Letting her mom and dad take care of the kid doesn't count as adoption.)
(Def 1) Jim has 2 kids living with him now. He met a single mom over the Internet a couple of days ago. They moved in together yesterday.
(Def 2) Why are their so many sluts living in this same shitty, condemned apartment building?
They have all been single moms since age 16 and can't afford to live anywhere else.
A completely portable and wireless phone which is supposed to be usable just about anywhere. In reality, though, these pieces of shit usually drop calls, fade in and out, or make the person on the other end sound like they are talking under water. However, people still love these phones because using them in public makes these insecure dumb fucks feel important. These irritating douchebags will usually raise their voice 2-3 times higher than their normal speaking voice so you can hear them from across the room easier than you can hear the person sitting next to you. They also turn the customizable ringtone (usually a 5 minute song) up as high as possible so everyone can hear it. (Putting the phone on vibrate doesn't let them feel important by announcing to the whole room that someone is calling.)
That douchebag in the library has been pissing me off by talking loud on his cell phone for half an hour. The next time his cell phone rings, it will be coming from inside his ass.